Etdlahq Memorial Bar - your shelter from forum crashes continued

[krischan]

Hmm, if you wonder what I meant, then I'm not sure what you think of me.

 

[Pancakes]

He just means the entrance to the basement spa is under the bar. I never thought the trapdoor was a good idea but there was a miscommunication with the architect.

 

[coju]

@djmbbandie i found $3! All the oj please!

 

[kamap]

I'll have vodka and orange juice mixed in a skull that once belonged to a man named Phillip.

Spoiler

I call it the Phillip's head screw driver.

 

[Pancakes]

coju would you mind giving me a hand with this large mallet and this kamap-shaped rug I borrowed from Noodle?

 

[Gorny]

coju would you mind giving me a hand with this large mallet and this kamap-shaped rug I borrowed from Noodle?

Wait, Noodle actually gave out one of his rugs???

Is the blood cleaned off it?

Was there a body still wrapped up in it?

Hope it doesn't smell like stale basement.

 

[kamap]

My rug should be pristine, no blood and no stale basement smell.

 

[Gorny]

My rug should be pristine, no blood and no stale basement smell.

*should*

 

[kamap]

*should*

Yes, if they want to rug me they better to it in a pristine new rug.

 

[Gorny]

Yes, if they want to rug me they better to it in a pristine new rug.

Noodle doesn't do pristine, he's actually a but stuffy and quite moldy!

 

[coju]

coju would you mind giving me a hand with this large mallet and this kamap-shaped rug I borrowed from Noodle?

Of course. What else would oj be for?

 

[kamap]

Noodle doesn't do pristine, he's actually a but stuffy and quite moldy!

No rugging me then.

 

[SirName]

Can I have a drink that’ll make me feel I understand what is happening here please? If that means a Phillip’s head screw driver then so be it. Im not that fussed on authenticity so a plastic replica of a skull is fine. A cleaned bone skull is ok also. Just please don’t serve it to me from a fleshy still decaying one like the one kamap is sipping away from through the nostrils of.

 

[Pancakes]

What's happening is only comprehensible to a handful of unstable old guys, of which we are several. I want to say you need not worry about getting rugged but Noodle is known to be more aggressive during the winter.

 

[kamap]

What's happening is only comprehensible to a handful of unstable old guys, of which we are several. I want to say you need not worry about getting rugged but Noodle is known to be more aggressive during the winter.

If he isn't in hibernation.

 

[Swamigoon]

Wait, kamap's getting rugged? How romantic! I saw a rug in a Disney cartoon once. It was dreamy.

 

[coju]

What's happening is only comprehensible to a handful of unstable old guys, of which we are several. I want to say you need not worry about getting rugged but Noodle is known to be more aggressive during the winter.

Ooo I hope he has shag again. It’s so soft.

 

[Gorny]

If he isn't in hibernation.

Usually upside down

Ooo I hope he has shag again. It’s so soft.

He chooses that for all of his victims.

 

[kamap]

Wait, kamap's getting rugged? How romantic! I saw a rug in a Disney cartoon once. It was dreamy.
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Yes, it should be such a rug! A sassy little exoctic flying rug with nice tassels that is a at least a few hundred years old, maybe even a few thousand depending on how long ago it befriended Genie.

 

[kamap]

Usually upside down

He chooses that for all of his victims.

Sometimes sideways and twisted into a pretzel shape.

I'm entitled to a special rug, some effort should be put into my rug.