Covid-19 Prepping thread

[Leopold Stotch]

Got my booster two weeks ago, then found out yesterday that a guy I work with who I spent a lot of time with last week tested positive for the Covid yesterday. Going to punch any virus I see in the face just to be on the safe side.

You should also eat a bag of lemons.

Do like Shannon Beador of OC Housewives: put 9 lemons in a bowl for feng shui and luck and quackness.

Hope you don't get it, Noods. Currently three people are out with COVID at my job. and we're already short staffed so my store continues to look sloppy AF.

Yes, Krischy, back in Texas.

 

[kamap]

To be on the safe side also rub a sliced lemon in your eyes and squirt some lemon juice up your noce.

 

[Noodle]

That's just good medical advice whether there's a pandemic going on or not.

 

[Gorny]

That's just good medical advice whether there's a pandemic going on or not.

Try sucking a grapefruit too, I hear it's real wife made advice!

 

[AnejoDave]

That's just good medical advice whether there's a pandemic going on or not.

no no no, you have to use lemons as a suppository. Lemon parties are all the rage now. Look them up on google

 

[kamap]

Though it is adviced you start with kumquats, work your way up to limes and then go for a lemon.
The real pro's use a pomelo.

 

[krischan]

no no no, you have to use lemons as a suppository. Lemon parties are all the rage now. Look them up on google

With or without cutting them into slices before?

 

[Gorny]

With or without cutting them into slices before?

Slice them first.

 

[AnejoDave]

With or without cutting them into slices before?

That would depend on whether or not Superdave has stayed at your house overnight.

 

[kamap]

If you want to spice up the party even more, make sure there is hotsauce available to use as lubricant.

 

[Gorny]

And ghost peppers

 

[Dredd]

Oh, hey it's real Smeg. Welcome back!

I feel like I just walked in on the weirdest fetish party (not judgin'). Y'know, I need to go right back home; forgot my wallet. You guys carry on!

 

[kamap]

@Dredd You can go home but you can never leav.

 

[AnejoDave]

Oh, hey it's real Smeg. Welcome back!

I feel like I just walked in on the weirdest fetish party (not judgin'). Y'know, I need to go right back home; forgot my wallet. You guys carry on!

Too late, we've done immorally unspeakable things to that wallet

 

[superdave]

Too late, we've done immorally unspeakable things to that wallet

You are gonna want to throw away that Star Wars R2D2 collector series condom you've been carrying in that wallet since high school in the hopes that you'd eventually get Leia'd. It is no longer in mint condition.

 

[krischan]

Leia isn't either.

 

[superdave]

Leia isn't either.

Too soon.

 

[superdave]

RIP Meatloaf. He was one of us. He played online games with Deb's dad.

 

[AnejoDave]

Agreed. RIP Meatloaf. First Richard Marcinko, then Betty White. Now Meatloaf. **** you 2022.

Well only somewhat **** this year. I did marry K aka Sillywench after 12 years apart.

 

[kamap]

No more paradise by the dashboard light. He's gone to another paradise.